We have discovered the illusive Waldo. Once thought to be hiding out somewhere in the Mid-West, we spotted him at our studio playing a game of Metallica’s Guitar Hero. He’s actually quite good. The seemingly docile creature can become skittish and even violent when spooked. Just after this photo was captured, he went on a rampage, smashing everything in his path. It took several men to subdue him. We now have him caged in the attic space and plan on releasing him back into the wild once we gain his trust. Until then, we will continue to study him and perform our experiments. We believe he holds many secrets.